Subject: Don't do the crime 

 
Two young men were arrested in a drug raid one friday nihgt and had to
spend the weekend in jail. Wwhen brought before the judge, Monday his honor
told them that because they were just young men he would give them a break
but he want them to first go into the community and try to convince other
young men to don't do drugs, and to be back in court the following monday. 
On the following monday the two reappeared before the judge, and his honor
asks the first, "How many young persons were you able to convince to give
up drugs?" 
"Your honor, I convinced 22 boys to get off drugs." 
"Well that's great, how do you manage that?" 
"Well sir, I used illustrations.  I drew a large circle and said to them,
'this is your brain before drugs.' Then I drew a small circle and I said,
'this is your brain after drugs." 
"Well, that's very commendable. .. And how about you?"  Turnign to the
second young man. 
"You honor, I convinced 177 young boys to give up drugs." 
"177! That's amazing. How dio you manage that?"  
"Well sir, I used illustrations also.  I drew a small circle, and I said.
"this is your butthole before going to jail. .... "